Digital inbreeding

July 25, 2008

This bucolic little bot reservation seemed pretty standard when I filed made my way in. It’s a skybox with a lot of bots sitting on camping chairs. (Note to bot herders: Don’t think you’ve fooled me into thinking your bot farm is a camping area when you’ve sealed the bots in a box and you can’t TP inside).

Then Jessa looked over my shoulder, pointed at one of the bots in the front row and said, “Hey, is that a baby?”

Oh. My. God. They’re breeding now.

Alas, it seems that on their first experimental hookup they let siblings mate. How else do you explain a face like that? Accident with an automated rice picker?

And just in case you thought I was being unfair by not showing the little guys good side… there is no good side. Only the bad side and the worse side.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Dania/167/100/764


Liquored Up

July 18, 2008

Lately I’ve been focusing my explorations on places where people are, as opposed to those beautiful but empty places I usually find. Naturally, I end up running into gatherings of bots, and I can’t resist breaking into their little boxes and taking pictures. People seem to enjoy it, so let’s see how it works as a regular feature, shall we?

Well, whoever set up this gathering was humane, at least. Instead of being stuck in a box they get to sit on dance pads in the fresh air. Not only that, but they make Lindens by camping. That’s one of the schemes bot farmers use to disguise their bots. They don’t lose anything by paying their bots camping money, since the money goes back to them, anyway. I can tell they aren’t real campers because of a) their extreme Ruthiness and b) the fact that the camping pads are stuck in the sky with no platform or teleport to them on the ground.

By the way, when I checked up on this spot the pads were empty, so if you’e looking to earn an easy L$2 every 10 minutes, there you have it. I left myself camping there overnight just to mess with the owner.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tru%20Colors%20Island/46/62/310

Here’s quite a large gathering. Most of them are pretty standard looking, but one couple snuck in a goblet of wine. Maybe everyone is passing the goblet around. And what’s with the crouching? It looks like they’re trying to set the record for most simultaneous farts. From the looks of things, I’d say they succeeded.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Live/44/132/344

And lastly, here’s a lovely set of Ruths (okay, lovely isn’t the right word), a couple of whom just had to be different and get the prim hair. Sometimes a bot just wants to feel… pretty.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pearls/39/102/761


Bot abuse

July 8, 2008

 

Sure, some landowners use bots to make their land look busier than it is. It makes us feel deceived, and a little bit used.

But what about the poor bots? Stuck inside a plain room hundreds of meters in the air without even a dance ball to entertain them. Wearing the same plain t-shirt and jeans day after day after day. And what about lone female bot in this region? There are 36 male bots and her in this box. They must be flooding her with horny IMs. I know I look just like the other bots, but really, I’m different. I hope she knows how to use the mute button.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Twickenham/22/16/496

And if you think that’s bad, here are 71 female bots made to sit with a box on their head. I didn’t even know a region could support 71 avatars. At least these girls get to be in the open air… oh, except for that suffocating box, of course. I mean, I know Ruth is unattractive, but please, show some respect for the lady.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quark/216/122/650

Meanwhile, a poor group of 53 grey ladies are forced to stare into the distance from inside their invisible box. Go, fly, be free! If I can break in, surely you can break out!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/7%20Sins/130/13/601


My worshipers are an organized bunch

April 19, 2008

Yes, my minions, kneel before me! Know that I, Garth, am your master. You may be grey, you may be Ruthed, you may be naked, but you’re mine! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Okay, they’re not my worshipers. I don’t have worshipers, that I know of. These are a just bunch of particularly well-hidden bots on Echo Island. Usually I see them milling around in a skybox. This bunch looked so dutiful kneeling there that I had to take a picture.

For those of you who don’t know what bots are: Have you ever gone to an island that looked like it had a lot of people on it from the number of green dots on the map, but when you get there the place is empty? Chances are the place is using robot avatars (bots). Usually they’re sitting on poseballs in the sky or hidden in a windowless skybox.

The bots are just like any other user, only there is only one person behind the group of them. Having bots on the land increases the visitor count and thus improves the landowners position in searches. No one thinks it’s particulrly ethical, but people continue to do it because, “everybody does it.” Until Linden Lab finds a way to ban bots, people will keep using them.

This group was especially well hidden. As I increased altitude to find the skybox, I was suddenly ejected from the region by a security system. That’s the first time I’ve seen someone take hiding their bots so seriously.

Not to be deterred, I returned to the region, put on my shield, went non-physical and soon I was gazing at my kneeling acolytes. The owner even went so far as to hide them in a skybox made of invisibility prims, so someone flying casually by at 752 feet won’t see them.

Of course, I couldn’t resist sending a copy of the picture to the landowner, who will just have to be that much more clever next time.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/ECHo%20Island/19/155/752


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