Ye Olde SL

October 19, 2008

There are so many interesting things to see out on the islands that it’s easy to forget that there’s a mainland. That’s where it all began, on region named Da Boom. In a way, islands are a virtual form of suburban sprawl, leaving our original gathering places neglected… and in some cases, preserved.

In exploring Da Boom and it’s surrounding regions, I found that, like in real life, much of it has been plowed under and replaced with new builds by new owners. Some areas are remarkably, anachronistically original, however, like Governor Linden’s Mansion and it’s surroundings in Clementina. Linden Lab has marked this as a Heritage site, so we can expect to remain a reminder of Second Life Past for some time to come.

These were times when things were much less sophisticated, and it’s fascinating to see how things used to be (especially if, like me, you joined only a couple of years ago). Beneath the mansion (enter through the hole in the pool or the stairway in the building) you’ll find a gallery of early pictures. System hair! Not-so-sexy shapes! Back then, everyone looked like a newbie.

Speaking of which, the mansion still seems to be a rez point for newbies, so be gentle and kind. At least I found a lot of them wandering around. I know the mansion has historical value, but I don’t know if it’s the best place to impress new residents with everything Second Life can be. By today’s standards it’s a pretty amateurish build (though I’m sure it was impressive in it’s day). Take a look at what passed for fashion (and a fashion model) in the old days.

Many of the surrounding parcels contain old structures as well, or so I gather from the rez date of their creators. Sometimes I wish prims had a date stamp on them. This is an old store selling musical instruments.

Nearby there stands what looks like a very old park. One of the interesting things about the virtual world is that old things don’t get run down. They are perfectly preserved and look dated, instead.

Look for these two birds in the sky. Not bad for old stuff!

Near the mansion someone has set up a tire swing and a place to read. Peaceful. Just because it’s old doesn’t mean that it didn’t have atmosphere.

Here’s a big old tree that looks like a big old tree until you discover… it’s a hat shop. The hats are fairly primitive by today’s sculpty standards, but I vaguely remember buying a hat here in my early days. What’s old is new!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Clementina/172/133/62


Mouse in the house

October 13, 2008

For those of you who are fans of the Disney theme parks, it’s time to take a trip to Mouse World. It’s about as close to the experience you’ll get without hopping on a plane Orlando or Anaheim (or Paris or Tokyo).

Mouse World is still under construction and doesn’t officially open for a few weeks. Even then, it won’t be complete. In the meantime, however, there plenty of things to see and do. You can start with a very good likeness of Main Street USA, featuring shops, a dance club, and a (not working yet) , movie theater.

Tomorrowland is definitely not quite complete, but there are a few working rides. The owner’s intention is to set up an asjoining island for the full Tomorrowland experience.

Flying isn’t permitted, so you have to get around by foot or by taking a trip on the Skyway. The Skyway is a nice trip once, but walking is faster. A set of strategically placed teleporters offering quick access to the main attractions might be useful (hint, hint, hint).

The crown jewel of the island is the Haunted Mansion, which does a very nice job of recreating the actual ride. If you only have time to see one thing, head up to the north end of the island and give it a whirl.

It’s lots of fun just in time for Halloween, and just as cheesy as the real thing. You won’t be scared, but you will be amused. I took a lot of pictures inside the mansion but I don’t want to spoil your fun. Make sure you have your sound turned up, too… it’s very important.

Mouse Wold is not the most realistic or beautiful place I’ve been (though there’s nothing that someone who is really good with textures couldn’t fix) but that doesn’t detract from it’s charm. It’s obviously made by people who love this stuff and are putting a lot of time and effort into bringing the Disney experience to you.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Mouse%20World/134/4/29


Freakishly wonderful

October 9, 2008

There are few things that make me happier in Second Life than discovering a Japanese area I haven’t been to before. Lately, though, what I’ve found was surprisingly bland… at least until I landed on JPL Kanagawa it’s surrounding reason. Here is all the exuberant wackiness we’ve come to know and love.

I could do loads of blog posts on the individual attractions I found. Instead, though, I invite you to head on over and explore for yourself and see what I mean. Wear a translator so you can understand what the objects are saying to you. Slow down, let things rez and poke around.

I’ll treat you to some highlights to get you started. Take this nattily attired fellow. He’s in front of a building filled with some sort of mechanical contraption. What’s it for? What’s he for? What does it do? I have no clue! Who cares? It’s cool!

Next door is this building guarded by two giant guitar wielding women. There are poseballs in front of them that make you do… something… but I couldn’t find the HUD that is required. I imagine it is some kind of guitar duel, but I could be wrong. If you figure it out, let me know.

Keep your eyes open — a lot of these statues (and the region is full of them) have subtle animations, like eye blinks.

I *think* this is a model of a giant robot dragon with a house on it’s back, but I could be wrong. Maybe it’s a robot dragon with a bad case of robot back acne.

On of the region is devoted to Mount Fuji (I think). At the top you’ll find a giant snowball that you can ride to the bottom.

I have no explanation for this. It’s on top of a tiny store. Well, the store isn’t tiny, they sell… o, you now what I mean. Why is it that many of the tiny stores I see have a GINORMOUS model of one of their tines out front? Maybe they’re overcompensating?Or maybe they’re the tinies with thyroid conditions.

This crappy giant guy on top of a mall is really giant and crappy. He got my attention, though, which was probably the idea.

Builds like this make up for a whole lot of crappy giant guys, though.

Damned right, I bought one of these. They have an elephant version too, but the trunk is, uh, flaccid.

Keep your eyes open and you too will find fun and cheap stuff, like this tiny panda avatar.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/JPL%20KANAGAWA/161/128/2


Friends don’t let friends explore drunk

September 10, 2008

It was late, I was drunk, she was warm and cuddly.

I feel so dirty.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Aska%20Island/149/13/34

Oh, don’t get excited. It’s a chair.


Fido?

September 3, 2008

Here’s a little (well, big) something found by Walking Jun.  It’s a shop that sells AI dogs. From the looks of their video they could be pretty darned impressive, but I don’t know if I want to pay the $700 to find out.

Anyway, the thing that got my attention was the giant-sized version of the pet sitting on top of the store. He’s animated, and he wants those fish.

Failing to get at the fish, he may eat something else. Goodbye cruel world!*

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Spinolds%20Flat/147/181/58

*Okay, his head is phantom sculpty so I flew into his mouth for the picture. Psych!


Touch my monkey

September 1, 2008

I know that Germans have a reputation for attention to detail. I certainly liked this zoo I found in Neunkirchen Saar. But if you’re going to place a big pile of poo behind an elephant, shouldn’t it be steaming? I’m just saying. These things are important.

The zoo is very cute and entirely for show. The animals range from fairly realistic (elephants) to cartoony (monkeys). I’m not even sure if that’s supposed to be a live flamingo or a real flamingo.

The monkeys are animated in that weird kind of multi-prim movement where parts don’t always move in sync depending on the lag — so the face may move before the head, and so on. It’s amusing and disturbing at the same time.

All in all it’s a pleasant diversion. It does make one wish that sculpties could be animated, though.

Eventually some wild boars have mauled me and fed me to their young! Did I escpape? Tune in next time!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Neunkirchen%20Saar/112/125/27


Big distraction

August 5, 2008

If you look at WITH and it’s adjoining regions on the map, you know that you’re going to see something big. At the intersection of the four region there is a positively huge rainbow-colored arena. That’s almost worth a visit on it’s own, if only to experience the sheer size of the thing. It would pretty much take up a whole region if it weren’t at the center of four.

Here’s a challenge for you insomniacs. Count the prims used in constructing that thing. I dare you.

Right now inside the arena is a kind of ecological art installation, where letters of the alphabet represent different animals. Okaaaaay.

I was on the fence about whether to write about these regions until I started exploring outside the arena. It turns out the the arena is just a big distraction. Outside is where the action is.

In one corner you’ll find a UFO hovering over a crop circle and a number of strange objects. Take a ride on the hovercraft — it’s kind of fun and it kind of spooks the cow. Okay, the cow doesn’t react. Maybe it’s frozen with fear.

Anyway, if you stand in th center of the crop circle some instructions to PLEASE CLICK HERE will appear out of nowhere. As you might imagine, clicking here gets you abducted, not by aliens…

…but by this guy / gal / I’m not really sure. Let’s call him/her/it Potato Hands. Potato Hands will start talking to you, but since he speaks Japanese you had best grab a free translator from here before you go in there. What happens next? Heck, I’m ot going to spoil all your fun.

In another corner you’ll find what looks like a pleasant little woodland walk. Grab a lantern and head on in. It turns out this is a kind of spirit park, for lack of a better term. It’s not exactly scary, but there are some surpising sights and sounds.

Just a note: If you want to use the bathroom, I hope you aren’t shy because you might have company. Creeeepy company.

On your journey, you may encounter glowing, floating spirits. Or they may be giant sperm. In the Japanese regions you never know.

At the end of the road you can pay L$10 for this glowing lady spirit thing attachment who will apparently protect you or you or box your ears. It’s kind of hard to tell.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/WITH03/151/115/23


Little buddy

August 4, 2008

If you’ve been wandering around the Japanese MagSL regions at all recently, you’ve probably noticed these giant pink panda things in the central squares. Click the sign nearby and they’ll take you to the source of all this pinkness.

(Side note: I’ve mentioned before how these MagSL regions are arranged in a grid, but I’ve never said how well this works. Each region has a central square with a tower. Usually there are ads promoting events or stores, and sometimes there are King Kong like additions, like this one).

The point of this whole promotion is this little freebie guy.  Attach him to yourself and he’ll follow you around. His default color is pink but an included HUD allows you to change his color scheme. You have to click on a white box below the HUD and complete a short survey in Japanese to enable his main purpose, which is to be a translator (which I never did quite get to work).

The survey looks like it collects demographic information. Since I don’t speak Japanese it’s very likely that I answered that I’m a married 13-year-old Japanese schoolgirl with rickets and a taste for ferret sushi. Oh, wait, that sounds like an alt of mine.

Japanese areas are great for interesting freebies, and this one is particularly interesting and expressive. He waves his arms around and falls asleep if you’re just standing around. If the head flopping down isn’t indication enough, little Zzzzs float in the air. If you hover, he’ll move from the ground to your shoulder. If you move to fast to do anything, little “sweaties” come out of his head.

Finally, if you start to fly in any direction, he moves from your shoulder to your back, holding on for dear life. When you sit, he sits on your lap. For a freebie, this little critter is damned sophisticated, even if you don’t use the translation piece.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tamachi/47/87/23


A love poem

June 24, 2008

Okay, I just had to share. I entered a contest recently to come up with the funniest marriage proposal. This was my winning entry… submitted from an alt, of course.

Oh marry me and all my alts
And I will marry yours
Be they yiffing male or female furries
Or residents of Gor

I care not about gender
If the attachments aren’t too huge
And when it comes to poseballs
I’ll take either pink or blue

Our honeymoon will be divine
To your charms I will succumb
And if you have two computers
Your alt can join in our threesome

Oh I will marry all your alts
And love each one equally
Though I know from past experience
Sex with tinies is icky

Your alts and mine will stroll along
Past the glowing facelight dealers
Our alts gaze at each other’s eyes
The ones without eyes use their feelers


A walk in Le Parc

May 27, 2008

I returned recently to the island of Umbra to shop at MUWU. I bought a shirt there a while back and wanted to see if there was anything new I might like. The last time I was there I was on a shopping mission: Teleport in, buy the shirt I wanted, teleport out. This visit I decided to explore the island a bit. I should stop and smell the roses more often.

Off in one corner I found Le Parc. It’s a bucolic little farm area, complete with cows, pigs, and horses. It’s a lovely little spot that seems to serve no purpose other than to look lovely.

There’s no store, there’s nothing to buy, just a barn and  a blacksmith shop with some animations to try. Building for the sake a building? Maybe! I don’t know why Le Parc is there, but I like it.

Near Le Parc is the dance club No Name. It bears mentioning just because it’s great to look at. Someone with a real eye for design put this thing together.

Inside and out there’s a consistency of design and color that you don’t see often. Whoever built this had a real vision and plan.

The retail part of Umbra is not without eye candy, too. Directly across from MUWU is OhLaLa. While they don’t sell any clothes for guys, the giant tea set and box of crackers design made me look inside anyway. I found something I thought my wife would like and sent her the landmark (because I’m not foolish enough to just buy it and find out I was wrong). If having a cool building to draw in customers is a retail strategy, it worked.

I’m seeing a lot of this lately: Retail areas that feel like theme parks (in once case it was a theme park) or immersive alternate realities. They always make an impression, and I’ll be taking a closer look at them soon.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Umbra/128/128/29


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