I happened to get a picture of these folks shopping for the (in)famous Buttlight in my store, when I thought of the perfect bit of ad copy:
You know, there’s no Hallmark card that says to the one you love, “You’ve got a fine ass and the world should see more of it.” For that, you need a Buttlight.
This is just one of the many reasons why the world is lucky I haven’t persued a career in advertising.
We were actually debating the degree of angular reflection that would produce… well, actually, we weren’t. We were too busy giggling around freshly ripped-from- the-flagpole tongues.
The world thanks you for your current career choice
I shall get a buttlight in order to highlight my perfect mesh ass when doing photography in world. Thank you Garth.