The beautiful and the profane

August 6, 2008

For your consideration, here is a lovely little planetarium I found in Dotonbori. The Japanese hostess-bots will tell you about it and the software the building is meant to promote (in Japanese, naturally). No matter. The gist of what they’re saying is that when you enter the planetarium you can click on the ceiling to turn on or off constellation lines and pictures.

My pictures really don’t do this justice. The sky rotates at pleasantly slow rate, and the stars shimmer and flicker in a way that is just gorgeous. Every once in a while a shooting star streaks across the sky. Personally, I like the picture view. Japanese constellations vary slightly from the ones we know in the west, but i’m told the Zodiac is the same.

Conveniently, there are seats for two. Guys, you know what to do.

Meanwhile, right next door, you’ll find this sign promoting the Loveho resort. I thought perhaps that Loveho was some sort of Japanese word or place-name, but no. I clicked the sign and the club is exactly what the name implies. A place for Don Ho fans.

Okay, it’s not. It’s a place where you can pick up an escort (or “ho,” if you prefer). No points for subtlety here, my Japanese friends.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Dotonbori/61/68/27


The October Country needs your help

August 6, 2008

I’ve written before about a great spot called The October Country. Martian Wei has built a real community there, and provides a lovely spot where we can listen to suspense, horror, and sci-fi radio shows.

Well, this cost Martian $500 a month to run the region, not counting the radio shows he buys. Needless to say, he can’t keep this up without help.  If you enjoy The October Country as much as I do, please stop by the campfire and drop some $L to keep it going. Every bit helps, especially if the donations are monthly. This is one of the richest community experiences in Second Life, and we’d hate to see it disappear.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/October%20Country/221/222/21/


Big distraction

August 5, 2008

If you look at WITH and it’s adjoining regions on the map, you know that you’re going to see something big. At the intersection of the four region there is a positively huge rainbow-colored arena. That’s almost worth a visit on it’s own, if only to experience the sheer size of the thing. It would pretty much take up a whole region if it weren’t at the center of four.

Here’s a challenge for you insomniacs. Count the prims used in constructing that thing. I dare you.

Right now inside the arena is a kind of ecological art installation, where letters of the alphabet represent different animals. Okaaaaay.

I was on the fence about whether to write about these regions until I started exploring outside the arena. It turns out the the arena is just a big distraction. Outside is where the action is.

In one corner you’ll find a UFO hovering over a crop circle and a number of strange objects. Take a ride on the hovercraft — it’s kind of fun and it kind of spooks the cow. Okay, the cow doesn’t react. Maybe it’s frozen with fear.

Anyway, if you stand in th center of the crop circle some instructions to PLEASE CLICK HERE will appear out of nowhere. As you might imagine, clicking here gets you abducted, not by aliens…

…but by this guy / gal / I’m not really sure. Let’s call him/her/it Potato Hands. Potato Hands will start talking to you, but since he speaks Japanese you had best grab a free translator from here before you go in there. What happens next? Heck, I’m ot going to spoil all your fun.

In another corner you’ll find what looks like a pleasant little woodland walk. Grab a lantern and head on in. It turns out this is a kind of spirit park, for lack of a better term. It’s not exactly scary, but there are some surpising sights and sounds.

Just a note: If you want to use the bathroom, I hope you aren’t shy because you might have company. Creeeepy company.

On your journey, you may encounter glowing, floating spirits. Or they may be giant sperm. In the Japanese regions you never know.

At the end of the road you can pay L$10 for this glowing lady spirit thing attachment who will apparently protect you or you or box your ears. It’s kind of hard to tell.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/WITH03/151/115/23


Little buddy

August 4, 2008

If you’ve been wandering around the Japanese MagSL regions at all recently, you’ve probably noticed these giant pink panda things in the central squares. Click the sign nearby and they’ll take you to the source of all this pinkness.

(Side note: I’ve mentioned before how these MagSL regions are arranged in a grid, but I’ve never said how well this works. Each region has a central square with a tower. Usually there are ads promoting events or stores, and sometimes there are King Kong like additions, like this one).

The point of this whole promotion is this little freebie guy.  Attach him to yourself and he’ll follow you around. His default color is pink but an included HUD allows you to change his color scheme. You have to click on a white box below the HUD and complete a short survey in Japanese to enable his main purpose, which is to be a translator (which I never did quite get to work).

The survey looks like it collects demographic information. Since I don’t speak Japanese it’s very likely that I answered that I’m a married 13-year-old Japanese schoolgirl with rickets and a taste for ferret sushi. Oh, wait, that sounds like an alt of mine.

Japanese areas are great for interesting freebies, and this one is particularly interesting and expressive. He waves his arms around and falls asleep if you’re just standing around. If the head flopping down isn’t indication enough, little Zzzzs float in the air. If you hover, he’ll move from the ground to your shoulder. If you move to fast to do anything, little “sweaties” come out of his head.

Finally, if you start to fly in any direction, he moves from your shoulder to your back, holding on for dear life. When you sit, he sits on your lap. For a freebie, this little critter is damned sophisticated, even if you don’t use the translation piece.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tamachi/47/87/23


My first avatar

August 3, 2008

This isn’t a place you can go, but I figured I’d share this with you anyway, because people’s reactions were definitely in the WTF class.  The Saturday Theme Dance at the Shelter had a Back To School theme. At first I thought that dressing up like a Japanese schoolgirl would be good for a laugh, but luckily I didn’t… there were at least five Japanese schoolgirls, though I dare say that a bald, tattooed one would have been unique.

Instead, I created my very first avatar, which was… a Giant Zit. Well, I used a tiny crunching attachment so I wouldn’t have to make it too big, but for a zit it was still pretty ginormous.

I can’t say that my work was too skillful, though, since half of the people thought I was an ugly UFO. The other half were either grossed out or waned to pop me. I was particularly proud that when I flew you could see my inner pus underneath, but they just didn’t appreciate my attention to detail.  But hey, not bad for a first try!


World’s fastest hoverboard

August 2, 2008

Here’s a Japanese region that isn’t all that weird at all. Instead, it features an engaging region-wide hoverboard race. Grab a free Furuichi Jet, stand on it, and go. The board notes when you pass through various checkpoints and tells you your race time at the end, so you can play on your own (but it’s a lot more fun to race with friends). If you do really well you might end up on their scoreboard, but the scores are really good.

This hoverboard is fast, and if you miss a checkpoint there’s no reverse, so watch yourself. I hit a ramp in front of one checkpoint, went totally airborne and overshot the next one, then bounced around the region a bit. Not so much a WTF moment as a WHOAH moment.

Across from the start and finish gates you’ll find some large advertisements for some new Japanese albums. No doubt this helps pay for this entertainment. I’ve always found those types of insights into Japanese culture fascinating, so if you’re like me you’ll click the signs and check out he web pages, listen to samples, or go searching for Wikipedia article about platinum-selling Japanese pop stars you’ve never heard of.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/AKIBA%20LIFE/80/183/51


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