Okay, I just had to share. I entered a contest recently to come up with the funniest marriage proposal. This was my winning entry… submitted from an alt, of course.
Oh marry me and all my alts
And I will marry yours
Be they yiffing male or female furries
Or residents of Gor
I care not about gender
If the attachments aren’t too huge
And when it comes to poseballs
I’ll take either pink or blue
Our honeymoon will be divine
To your charms I will succumb
And if you have two computers
Your alt can join in our threesome
Oh I will marry all your alts
And love each one equally
Though I know from past experience
Sex with tinies is icky
Your alts and mine will stroll along
Past the glowing facelight dealers
Our alts gaze at each other’s eyes
The ones without eyes use their feelers


hehehe – love the poem. If you are a part of Second Life then you can relate to this poem – either just from knowing the SL world or, for some avis, experience lol. Came to check this post out from Ari Blackthorne’s CommonSensible blog, whose own blog I checked out on a whim. I’m glad I did – on both counts.