T-shirts are torture

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I don’t know what I expected when I landed in the Rock Vault, but I was really surprised. It’s the most unique retail space I’ve encountered in Second Life. Soon after you land a skeletal apparition invites you to ride his boat on a river of lava by picking the name of a heavy metal band.

When you are arrive at your destination you’ll find… a t-shirt store. You can also buy the same shirts for your first life, which explains how Rock Vault can afford to dedicate an entire region to selling t-shirts.  

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If you don’t want a heavy metal t-shirt there isn’t much more to see…. except at the center of the island. If you dare to sit on one of several grisly torture devices, a demon will suddenly appear and ensure that you feel maximum pain.

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It’s very entertaining, and sometimes very gross. Like the time I was tied down and my innards were being ground up by spinning blades and the demon reached into my chest and yanked out my pulsating heart. I swear he seemed positively giddy.

Oh, I’m gonna have just great dreams tonight.

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